just come out here and I will go home with you...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize