Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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