I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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