Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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