So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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