yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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