Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
one might say we're banned from that church
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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