I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I said "one day" and that day is not today
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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