I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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