One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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