So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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