I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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