The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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