i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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