Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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