Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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