she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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