all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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