she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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