If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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