Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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