somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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