What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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