you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I AM VODKA MAN
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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