The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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