your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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