I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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