I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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