quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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