Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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