We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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