well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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