He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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