Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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