the condom got lost in my hair
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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