Jerry, you need to find god
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
please come you make the beer taste better
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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