I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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