Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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