I just made out with a guy for $7.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.