What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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