ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
