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• (313): View more from Michigan

  this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.

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• (408): View more from California

  I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night

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• (425): View more from Washington

  OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf

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• (347): View more from New York

  Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind

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