What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
