fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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