People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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