Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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