I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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