awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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