Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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