their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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