He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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