I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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