everyone is single if you try hard enough
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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