I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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