Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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