That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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