hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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