I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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