she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
People in love make me want to vomit
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
This is classic penis vs brain.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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