Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Sorry about my life...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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