It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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